Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Things To Do When You're Bored And Poor

Don't you hate being bored and at a loss of things to do ?
Are you lacking dollars in the bank ?
The amazing solution is right in this very post .

1. Read my blog .
2. Go for a run .
3. Run around an see how many things you can plank on .
4. Eat .
5. Pretend to be a robot .
6. Listen to country music or Bob Marley (or better yet , sing it)
7. Attempt every accent you can think of .
8. Do some yoga .
9. Make Star Trek noises whenever someone moves , opens a door , picks something up , etc.
10. Watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
11. Draw a six (eight , twelve , thirty-six) pack on your stomach with a marker .
12. Stare a picture of a picture of an Abercrombie & Fitch model then thank the Lord .
13. Learn the Bad Romance , Single Ladies , Or Soulja Boy dance .
14. Stack Red Solo cups as high as you can .
15. Try to lick your elbow . (IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE MY FRIEND CAN DO IT)
16. Make a meme .
17. Run around and tell every person you see that they're sexy and should know it .
18. Tell yourself you're a hilarious son of a gun , because chances are , you are .
19. Take photos of your favourite things .
20. Lay on a longboard and use your hands to crawl .
21. Try and wear every item of clothing you own . All at once .

10 comments:

  1. #7... love it. My friends and I do that in conversations. We all pick a different accent that we know that we can't do. It is fun, much fun.

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  2. #8 Don't think I can do that. You see me in Phys. Ed. IM HORRIBLE DON'T LOOK AT ME. -Peace :P

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  3. F.R.I.E.N.D.S is an AMZING show (:

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  4. Ha ha #1 that amazing i guess I must be bored or something awesome blog.

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  5. #15 i know! i have like three friends who can lick their elbows!

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  6. I tell myself I'm a hilarious little bugger often because to be frank I am. Follow me on twitter. You'll see. Sometimes i laugh at jokes I say in my head because I don't think the outside world quite deserves to be blessed with such hilarity. Anyways, if you see me laughing and no one's around, that's why.

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  7. #14. Could the red solo cups be yellow? Or rainbow?
    The Fattest Dog of All

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  8. haha #11 is the beast do it all the time!! jk i only did it like twice or three times or more

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  9. Super funny list Kayle! Love it! Especially the planking one. My claim to fame so far is that I planked on the head of a George Washington statue in Washington DC this summer. I have yet to top that one, but I'll keep you posted. :o)

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