Life As A Fortune Cookie Writer

What I'd Write For A Fortune

     Job- Fortune Cookie Writer
     Description- Write Fortunes To Be Inserted In Cookies
     Wage- .25 Cents For Every Fortune Put In A Cookie
       
         A fortune writer tries to do one thing in a hundred different ways.Personally I think the job sounds quite uninteresting, you would have to be incredibly smart, creative and of course, good with words. It could become tough after sometime when you run short of clever ideas. Obviously people do not want repetitive messages and your cookie manufacturer pressures you to come up with something interesting every time, which isn't always possible. Why else would we occasionally get an unusual message? A fortune cookie writer makes 25 cents for every fortune put in a cookie. It's not a lot to live off of if you aren't good at your job. 

JK Rowling

          Joanne Rowling is world famous for writing the best-selling book series in history. She's more than a creative, imaginative author. She is one of the most inspiring people out there. 

         Joanne Rowling was born July 31st 1965 in the small town of Yate, England. She loved writing as a child, starting at age four when she wrote her first story about a rabbit named Rabbit who got sick and was cared for by his friends a bee named Miss Bee. She would read the tales to her younger sister. Joanne went on writing until she got her Bachelor of Arts degree. She became trilingual in English, German and French and began working for Amnesty International in London in 1986. 

         Her sensational stories began on a train ride from Manchester to London with her boyfriend in 1990. She gained the idea of a young boy on a train to attend a school of wizardry, after that all the characters came flooding. When Joanne reached her platform in London she immediately began writing. 

         When her first book Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone, was published, she and her young daughter were living on welfare. With awards being won for her magic filled books, within a year she earned a multi-millionaire status.  J.K Rowling went on to write 7 incredible books which filled hearts with joy, and a started a movie series which became a world-wide phenomenon. 

          I think Joanne is an inspiring person because she defied the odds so many are trying to overcome, to escape poverty and achieve something amazing. Something that entertains people for longer than any 2 hour movie. She develops minds and starts creativity in every person had turns her pages. Joanne's work takes you to another world, a world of incredible sacrifice, love and friendship. 

An Australian Adventure

Destination Australia! I think this is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen, and I definitely plan on going or living there someday. Here's new hilarious tourism video showing most of the things I want to do when I travel there.

-The  Long Travelling-

-Flight from Saskatoon to Vancouver- $169 (Air Canada)

- Flight from Vancouver to Sydney, Australia- $1800 (Air New Zealand) 

-Car Rental (13 Days)- $800

If I was to go right now, I think it'd be wisest to rent a car. That way you can go wherever you want whenever you want, and don't need to rely on expensive cabs or trains that can't always take you to places you want!

-The First Adventure-

CLIMB THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE

I've wanted to do this in Australia ever since Oprah herself went with a bunch of Australian Adventure winners and did it. I think it'd be an amazing experience. And even though it's very high up in the air you'd easily have your breath taken away seeing the entire city in front of you.

-Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb (At Night)- $138

Of course, when you're in the Land Down Under, you have to see the famous hopping animals, Kangaroos! And what better way... Then on an Australian Outback Tour!

-Australian Outback Safari-

Out To Uluru (Ayers Rock) To Sleep Under The Stars (3 Days)- $300

Explore Uluru at sunrise, Sleep under the stars, and see Kings Canyon and Kata Tjuta

Uluru (below)

Kings Canyon (below)

Another famous place in Australia is the Great Barrier Reef, this is the first thing about Australia that caught my eye. Was the ocean and amazing reefs surrounding it. My dream is the deep dive and snorkel in the wonderland beneath.

Great Barrir Reef Diving & Snorkelling Cruise From Cairns- $131

Total Cost (per person)- $3338.00

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Things To Do When You're Bored And Poor

Don't you hate being bored and at a loss of things to do ?
Are you lacking dollars in the bank ?
The amazing solution is right in this very post .

1. Read my blog .
2. Go for a run .
3. Run around an see how many things you can plank on .
4. Eat .
5. Pretend to be a robot .
6. Listen to country music or Bob Marley (or better yet , sing it)
7. Attempt every accent you can think of .
8. Do some yoga .
9. Make Star Trek noises whenever someone moves , opens a door , picks something up , etc.
10. Watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
11. Draw a six (eight , twelve , thirty-six) pack on your stomach with a marker .
12. Stare a picture of a picture of an Abercrombie & Fitch model then thank the Lord .
13. Learn the Bad Romance , Single Ladies , Or Soulja Boy dance .
14. Stack Red Solo cups as high as you can .
15. Try to lick your elbow . (IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE MY FRIEND CAN DO IT)
16. Make a meme .
17. Run around and tell every person you see that they're sexy and should know it .
18. Tell yourself you're a hilarious son of a gun , because chances are , you are .
19. Take photos of your favourite things .
20. Lay on a longboard and use your hands to crawl .
21. Try and wear every item of clothing you own . All at once .

About My Countdowns

Made a few countdowns that include things that are important to me .

1. Christmas Break - I'm looking forward to Christmas this year , I have a rather large family , and if only some of them come home for this holiday season I am very excited .

2. Maui - This year my family is going to Maui ! Never been to Hawaii so this is definitely worth counting down for .

3. Summer - Summer is hands downs no doubt about it MY FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR . I'm not a fan of school , so I count the days until I'm free to do the things I love .

4. My Sixteenth Birthday - This actually the countdown I hate . I hate the fact that we grow older even though it's a good thing because we get wiser . But , I'll be able to drive , so that's amazing and my friends can hopefully have a grand ol' party .

5. Camp - One of my favourite places on earth . Get to have an incredible week with some incredible people .

High Waisted Shorts

If I only I could live somewhere hot and sunny. Then I could wear these beauties everyday . I love how creative every pair of shorts is . Each one can be customized with studs , gems , sequins , etc. Whatever you like and can reflect your style and personal preference . I'm planning on making a pair for next summer out of old jeans !

LOVE . LOVE . LOVE . LOVE . LOVE .

The Marshmellow People

I love this video , It's so random and hilarious and doesn't make any sense . Although I don't approve stabbing triangles and pushing people into ravines if watch it and you will no longer be bored , like the marshmellow people .

Just My Teacher

No One

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